$VOO – The responsible adult. Just keeps buying and doesn’t overthink it. $QQQ/ $QQQM – The one who’s always talking about AI and tech. $SCHD – The one who reminds everyone to save money. They love seeing their dividend income grow year after year. $SCHG – The person who’s trying to beat the market. $JEPI – Wants a paycheck every month and is just waiting for that first week every month. Don’t take this seriously at all I just thought this was funny but let me know if u think this is accurate.